Wolf Blitzer’s Schedule March 21 2008

 

 Following is the purported schedule for March 21 2008 for Wolf Blitzer of the Clinton News Network:
1. Check E-mails for Hillary talking points, get out of bed, wash, brush teeth, other washroom stuff, breakfast.
2. Take 4 Super Strength Advil to get over Bill Richardson endorsement of Barack Obama.
3. Weep for the Clintons’ disappearing nomination chances.
4. [...]

Translating From Clintonese Into English

The Clintons have said that the results of the Florida and Michigan primaries (held in violation of Democratic Party instructions, with no campaigning and without Obama’s name on the Michigan ballot) must stand or there must be a do over in both states (with the Clintons and their allies pushing for a mail in vote). [...]